Trump (T): Mike....goddamit...I'm still getting killed on this coronavirus thing!
Pence (P): Sir...understand....Wha....
T: Now the WHO is saying the US is still not doing enough....this is Obama's fault for f*$k sake!
P: Ok sir...that's it. I know I have not been as vocal as I should have been...but enough is enough...since when do we care what a washed up rock band has to say about an infectious disease! Jeez sir. I have never felt as right as I do now...!
T: But...
P: I never liked them anyway....they aren't even American! As you know I was more of a Mitch Miller fan myself...he he....anyway...I do realize this Pete Townsend and Robert Daltrey have been around a while...and may have some useful insights...
T: Uh....I'm not sure what to say Mike...
P: No problem sir...I am on it...I will get our talking points to a good American Christian band ASAP sir....
click
P: Sir...are you there...hello?
White House March 14: I have been rereading your blogs and this is still able to make me laugh. Please write some current ones soon.